February 2012
41 posts
“If I buy a webcam, make a YouTube channel, and talk about myself like everyone...”
– Every high school girl
Watchwelcometonerdistan:
Nick Offerman giggles.
Seth Rogen On Chris Brown. →
THANK you.
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I’ll never hold you back And I won’t...
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2/26/2012 Playlist
“Rome” - Phoenix
“Ain’t No Rest For The Wicked” - Cage The Elephant
“Believe” - The Dirty Heads
“Don’t Push” - Sublime
“The Only Other Way” - Gimp
“Ceiling of Plankton” - Givers
“She Had The World” - Panic! At The Disco
“12:51” - The Strokes
“The Kids Don’t Stand A...
“Like most people raised on American movies, I have poor access to my emotions...”
– Josh Bazell
Streetlight Manifesto: Streetlight Manifesto... →
smanifesto:
Hello all
For the sake of keeping things emotion-free and legal, we’ll cut straight to the chase and forgo the insults and accusations:
It is and has been for quite some time our position that Victory Records is an artist-hostile, morally corrupt and generally dishonest company, with whom we…
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“No.”
– Actress Julianne Moore, when asked if she gained a newfound respect for Sarah Palin after delving deeper into Palin’s life to portray her in the upcoming film “Game Change.” (via mamaatheist)
Best. Answer. Ever.
(via stfuhypocrisy)
“For sale: baby shoes, never worn.”
– Ernest Hemingway. 6-word short story.
pootsonmybutt asked: Allen what was your favourite episode of Allen and Craig? You probably get this a lot... lol sorry.
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spillingmyrhymeforfree asked: I recently rewatched a lot of The Allen and Craig Show. I just wanted to thank you for doing the show for so long and always putting a smile on my face.
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onmyheartstrings asked: My marching band instructor from high school was Chris Thatcher, the drummer from Streetlight. Whenever I watched the Allen and Craig show, I was tempted to show him all the times you wore Streetlight Shirts. What would your reaction be to that? Hypothetically.
wewillfalltogether46 asked: you like streetlight and against me! ??? Holy. Shit. you're awesome
youcometofinishmeoffsweetheart asked: whatever happened to your cd you were working on? i was really excited to hear your stuff(: and by the way, you're freakin hilarious in every single eip video... i love what you do! (:
“My Parents lied to me. Apparently there’s no such thing as an...”
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2/2/2012 Playlist
“A Better Place, A Better Time” - Streetlight Manifesto
“Pints of Guinness Make You Strong (Acoustic)” - Against Me!
“The District Sleeps Alone Tonight” - The Postal Service
“All I Want” - LCD Soundsystem
“Shadow Stabbing” - Cake
“Taxi Cab” - Vampire Weekend
“Dinner at Eight in the Suburbs” - All-Time...
“Few things are sadder than eating alone in a cafeteria while people keep taking...”
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“You need to grab Leif by the balls.”
– Action in a script for a Viking porno.
January 2012
26 posts
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A Few Rules
1. Never stop thinking. This is important. If someone ever says to you ‘You need to stop thinking so much,’ call them ignorant in your head and keep thinking deeper. It is this mentality that breeds stupidity and sheeple. Your mind is the most important tool you have, if you stop using it, it will atrophy. Question everything.
2. Stare into space blankly and don’t mentally punish yourself for...
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Wilco - “Reservations”
kristeeg asked: ALLEN!! did you get rid of you twitter?!! please say no!! i absolutely love everything you tweet, you crack me up so much!!
